Pears

I was just getting dressed and happened to glance down at my pear-shaped body. (If that is too much information to handle, close this tab now.)

Unlike the diagrams that you see in books and magazines that tell you how to dress for your body type, my body is a three-dimensional pear. Those diagrams are just flat and don't point out that the, uh, round part of the pear goes all the way around.

I think I'm going to get rid of that full-length mirror.